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Thursday, 18 December 2014

Letter To Santa.

Dear Papa Santa Paul O’Brien.

Thank you so much for four wonderful years at the Quinn Group.

We cannot believe you were so kind to us all by giving us such great jobs and wonderful gifts. We have learned so much from you how to rob and pillage and we are all really good at selling company assets and all thanks to you.

We now know to terrorize a community and treat everyone like shit “power is a wonderful thing”.  We are able to tell people to get off site immediately and ask “why that person is on site” and have them removed. Lovely, lovely. Thank you for that power how we will miss it.
We don’t really know where we would be without you (Papa Santa POB) as we were all on the verge of bankruptcy before you saved the day, while others of use were nearly in jail for shop lifting.

Until we got your phone call  to secretly meet in Cavan it was not easy.  The year before the takeover gathering up the information for Anglo but Santa Papa Paul you made it worth our while. We learned to look people in the eye friends for 40 years and then stab them in the back. Thank you, thank you, Papa Santa.

It’s really a pity you couldn't stay a bit longer there, well a least another year at least, then we would be top of the class in wrecking a company and them idiots of bondholders know nothing  and so easy to fool.

Thank you Santa POB for the beautiful cars and jeeps and our wives really like the cars you gave them, plus the free fuel is really handy in these hard times as well as the heating oil you allowed us all to bring home.

The expensive holidays and all the  beautiful hotels rooms with all expenses paid are a real tribute to the man you are Father Christmas (Papa Santa POB) We will miss you an cherish you forever.

Our colleagues in MJflood are lucky enough as you continue to bring them lavish presents but we cannot complain as we would be no where without your wonderful wages and gifts.
Before we bid farewell, do you think the situation will ever arise that once again in four years time we will be writing to you thanking you for your wonderful gifts.

Signed
K.L, P.McG,  P.D, Tom and Jerry, JF, JM, TD,BarryNidgeKing, JS, BernardNidgeF, JM’N.
Some of the others cannot write so we have put a X for them
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